Gloria Quote #17
Gloria: He shouldn't be doing anything that makes him nervous. Papi, I support you.
Manny: I'm not nervous. I just don't want to fight a girl.
Gloria: What?
Manny: Defeating a woman would be a mark on my honor.
Gloria: Why? Because men are always so superior to a woman?
Manny: Uh-
Gloria: Uh, uh! So superior that you cannot even finish your sentence?
Jay: Dude.
Gloria: Manny, you always call yourself the lover of women. But if you don't compete with this girl, you're showing me and all the women that you don't respect us.
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