Cameron Quote #1221
Quote from Cameron in Putting Down Roots
Mitchell: I guess w-when I look at things from your point of view, I... I made a promise. When your dad needs you to take over the farm, I'm in.
Cameron: Mitchell, that means so much to me, and you're gonna love it. The fresh air, and there's no traffic. Oh, and with a second lawyer in town, we could reopen the courthouse. H-Have you ever milked a goat? Have you ever had fresh milk right from the spigot? Oh, unbelievable. You do have to be careful of snakes and mice and rats. There's a ton of field mice. They scare me. One ran up my sleeve one time when I was a kid.
Features in the collection: Cameron Tucker's Tales from the Farm.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Cameron Tucker's Tales from the Farm’
Quote from Cameron in Heavy is the Head
Cameron: No, okay, not happening. I'm having flashbacks. I don't know if I ever told you this, but when I was kid, I fell into a well.
Mitchell & Cameron: [together] It happened the same day as baby Jessica, but she got all the press.
Cameron: It still stings. Everybody loves a baby, but not one single prayer for a husky teen who's stuck head-first in a well for the better part of an hour.
Quote from Cameron in Torn Between Two Lovers
Cameron: All right, Lily, let's go. Okay, how late are we, "goat loose in the house" late or "stubborn cow in the road" late?
Mitchell: You've lived here 12 years. Please use city time.
‘Putting Down Roots’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: And once you plant your mom here, we're never gonna leave.
Mitchell: That's crazy. And I-I-I don't think you want to talk about promises we made back then.
Cameron: What are you suggesting? I've kept every promise I've made.
Mitchell: Really? You promised me a rose a month for the rest of my life, so I guess I dropped dead years ago.
Cameron: I read an article that said it was environmentally ins...
Mitchell: I've never seen you read an article. Also, you said you'd finally watch "E.T.," my all-time favorite movie.
Cameron: Oh, it just seems so stupid. What am I caring about? A wrinkly puppet with a Christmas light at the end of his creepy finger? And really? Me saying I would watch some pandering sap-fest is the same as you saying I would someday be reunited with my family?
Quote from Haley
Haley: Oh, my God, it's Lulu! She was my favorite toy. [chuckles] Mm. [voice breaking] I guess I... I just really miss Nana.
[aside to camera:]
Haley: Also I'm pregnant. Dylan and I haven't told anyone because I'm still trying to get my head around it, but holding Lulu made it so real. I'm gonna have an actual baby. Aah, I'm so stressed! [chuckles] I wish it was the '50s when it was still healthy to drink and smoke when you're pregnant.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Wow. I cannot wait to restore this baby. My high school bully had one. You'd be surprised how fast this thing can go. No problem catching up with a kid on a bike who left school minutes early.
Claire: I don't know if I want another half-finished project rusting away in the garage.
Phil: The only reason I stopped working on robot lawnmower was 'cause he started getting too smart.