Claire Quote #758
Quote from Claire in On the Same Paige
Claire: Paige, we have to talk. I-I may have sent some signals I didn't mean to send. Nonetheless, some of your behavior has been a little inappropriate, frankly, kind of disrespectful to my wife.
Claire: Oh, wait, hang on. Hang on. I changed my mind about that. I am not mad at you. All you did was take an interest in something that I should have dropped years ago.
Phil: Um, Claire.
Claire: And can I say something else? I'm all in favor of this relationship.
Phil: Claire?
Claire: I don't want to jinx it, but I think you could be exactly what he needs. I know, he may look like a man, but, honestly, in a lot of ways, he's still just a little boy. Complete mess in the bedroom. Although, here's a tip for you. He actually does respond well if you stay on top of him.
Paige: So, you're okay with...
Claire: Absolutely. As a certain U.S. president once said, "Let the era of good feelings commence."
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Quote from Phil
Claire: I don't remember buying these fresh peaches. Aah!
Phil: Apologies, Serge. My wife, Claire, seems to have forgotten that I'm holding office hours for my Intro to Real Estate class here at home.
Claire: So, when I walked to the laundry room minutes ago in my bra...
Phil: That was kind of perfect, actually. I had just made a point about how buildings from the early '70s were holding up surprisingly well.
Quote from Mitchell
Maria: Hey, Mr. Pritchett. I'll take this when you're ready.
Jay: Thank you, Maria.
Cameron: Oh, Maria, that's a beautiful name. That's why it's often sung.
Mitchell: But you're not going to...
Cameron: ♪ Ave Maria ♪
Mitchell: And curtain. Okay, they just started letting gays in here. Don't make them regret it.
Jay: You might also wanna tell Sharona to steer clear of the table.