Alex Quote #321
Quote from Alex in Spanks for the Memories
Alex: Yeah, this is a little different. I'm actually up for an internship researching the minimal supersymmetric standard model at M.I.T.
Phil: Cool. Beantown.
Alex: I don't know why I'm getting all girly and excited about it. It's not like I'm gonna get it anyways.
Phil: What's with the quitter talk? If you want my advice-
Alex: No, I don't, but thanks. What is all this junk? Fruit Roll-ups, chips, chocolate milk? Ugh.
Phil: Th- There's nothing in the fridge.
Alex: I'm packing you a lunch.
[aside to camera:]
Alex: I've always heard there comes a time in life when the kid starts parenting the parents. I thought it would be when I was in my 40s. But I'm pretty mature for my age, and my dad claps when he gets waffle fries.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Spanks for the Memories’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey, you. What's going on? You, uh- You texting a boy?
Alex: Just figuring out my summer plans.
Phil: I remember the summer of my junior year. I followed N.W.A. on tour. Nebraskans With Accordions. This was before Polka Pete was brutally murdered, of course.
Quote from Claire
Sam: Okay, well I must say, you do look beautiful. You remind me of my first beard.
Claire: Thank you. I'm a lady in the streets and a freak in the spreadsheets. It's not a bad caption if you're still interested in using me in your magazine.
Quote from Joe
Joe: Daddy.
Jay: What are you doing up?
Joe: I can't sleep. Wait. You eat while I'm in bed? Is there a meal I don't know about?
Jay: A couple.
Jay: But you need to hit the hay, buddy. I need you sawin' logs until 0700.
Joe: I don't know what any of that means.