Alex: Yeah, this is a little different. I'm actually up for an internship researching the minimal supersymmetric standard model at M.I.T.
Phil: Cool. Beantown.
Alex: I don't know why I'm getting all girly and excited about it. It's not like I'm gonna get it anyways.
Phil: What's with the quitter talk? If you want my advice-
Alex: No, I don't, but thanks. What is all this junk? Fruit Roll-ups, chips, chocolate milk? Ugh.
Phil: Th- There's nothing in the fridge.
Alex: I'm packing you a lunch.
[aside to camera:]
Alex: I've always heard there comes a time in life when the kid starts parenting the parents. I thought it would be when I was in my 40s. But I'm pretty mature for my age, and my dad claps when he gets waffle fries.