Jay Quote #1257
Quote from Jay in In Your Head
Jay: Hello, Lazlo.
Lazlo: It's pronounced "Lazlo".
Jay: That's what I said.
Claire: Thank you so much for meeting with us. Have you had a chance to consider our offer to join Pritchett's Closets?
Lazlo: I'm intrigued, but I have a list of demands.
Claire: Ah, yes, of course. We have, uh [clears throat] uh, "Two turquoise bowls of white Chiclets, an empty office with a drain in the floor". What's a "scream room"?
Lazlo: I think that's self-explanatory.
Shirl Chambers: Pritchett!
Jay: Girl Earl!
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Phil: I've been putting on a brave face to squash the darkness inside of me, but what if the worst has happened? How will I tell Claire? I won't. I'll have to smother her with a pillow to spare her the pain, but then Jay will have lost a daughter. I'll have to smother him, too. That's two pillows from the same set. It's a pattern. The police are after me!
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Mitchell: I can't believe it's almost gone.
Cameron: Look, you know, I've only ever considered opening that twice once early on election night and then when we thought "La La Land" won Best Picture.
Mitchell: I know. It's been a rough year.