Jay: Hello, Lazlo.
Lazlo: It's pronounced "Lazlo".
Jay: That's what I said.
Claire: Thank you so much for meeting with us. Have you had a chance to consider our offer to join Pritchett's Closets?
Lazlo: I'm intrigued, but I have a list of demands.
Claire: Ah, yes, of course. We have, uh [clears throat] uh, "Two turquoise bowls of white Chiclets, an empty office with a drain in the floor". What's a "scream room"?
Lazlo: I think that's self-explanatory.
Shirl Chambers: Pritchett!
Jay: Girl Earl!