Alex Quote #275
Quote from Alex in Weathering Heights
Claire: We cheated.Luke and I messed with the tiles.
Alex: What?!
Claire: Yeah, it's just that, you're the smartest one in the family, and you always rub it in, and it doesn't make us feel good.
Alex: Wow. I am so sorry. I feel terrible that I've been making you guys feel this way. Thank you for opening up to me about it. Otherwise, I never would have known that you cheated, which means that I win, you lose! I win! You lose! I win! You lose! I win [panting] you lose. God, I'm so tired. [passes out]
Claire: If you want to shave off her eyebrows, I'm cool with that.
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Jay: You're probably right to nip that speech problem in the bud. Mitchell had a lisp we let slide. Now we got a lifetime of "What if?"
Gloria: That is so offensive. A lisp doesn't make you gay. Being gay makes you lisp.
Quote from Lily
Mitchell: Hey, I have an idea. Let's think of something we can all do together, okay? Just the four of us.
Cameron: Anything you want.
Mitchell: Absolutely anything.
[aside to camera:]
Lily: Three years ago, they gave me an "absolutely anything," and I wasted it on a Popsicle. That was not gonna happen again.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Oh, thank God. I smell coffee. This morning has gotten off to a bit of a... Rocky Horror Picture Show. What did you do to your face?
Phil: Just a little color to make my eyes pop. Like yours are now.
Haley: Is this how we find out you're transitioning? Oh, please don't pick a young name. The world doesn't need a 50-year-old Jasmine.
Phil: Trust me, this'll look completely normal on camera.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: This just in. I'm gonna be on the news. They're doing a segment on the real-estate market, and I'm their local expert. Back to you, Claire.