Jay Quote #856
Quote from Jay in Spring Break
Mitchell: Well, I guess you finally rescued me at camp. Better late than never.
Jay: By the way, I should've come by and picked you up from camp. That "tough it out" stuff, that was my dad talking. He threw me in a lake once I was afraid of. Did I ever tell you about that story?
Mitchell: We've all heard that story. No, don't feel too bad. I was completely wrong about Lily. I almost rescued her from having the time of her life.
Jay: Oh, that's the way of things. Things work out. Someday, you'll be able to see her be completely wrong about her kids. It's fun.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Spring Break’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Phil: So, the doctor will see you in a few minutes.
Luke: Nice someone can see.
Phil: Glad to know your good eye can still roll. So still angry, huh?
Luke: Gee, why would I be angry? Because you insulted me, maimed me and belittled my achievements in the banjonic and trampolinic arts?
Quote from Phil
Phil: Is that my banjo?
Claire: Mmm?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: When I met this little lady sitting next to me it was love at first sight. Yep, I've been noodling around on the ol' flyswatter for a couple of years now. I was inspired by the greats Scruggs, Kermit. It's hard to practice, though because it gets Claire so hot and bothered.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Alex! Okay, you need to drink this. I'll get a new one.
Alex: Is there vodka in here?
Haley: If there is it's not doing anybody any good until I get it in there.
[aside to camera:]
Haley: Michelangelo talked about chiseling beautiful sculptures out of marble. Well, my chisel is a Long Island Iced Tea and I use it to free the party girl from the block of nerd. Not all my sculptures are masterpieces.