Phil Quote #1152
Quote from Phil in Spring Break
Luke: The bra belongs to me.
Phil: Oh. 'Kay. That's not the conversation I thought we'd be having but... If that's what you need on the outside to feel like the Luke you are on the inside-
Luke: No. It's to practice on. I stink at unhooking them. Last week, I tried to take one off a girl at a party. I fumbled for so long, she started to laugh. It still haunts me. [a little girl giggles] That's why I didn't go away this week. My trip wasn't canceled. Everyone found out, and...
Phil: I get it. You couldn't face them. Listen. I know this part of your life may not be moving fast enough for you but enjoy it while it lasts. Someday your life's gonna be moving faster than you want and you could wind up doing something dumb, like blinding your son.
Luke: I'm blind?
Phil: Probably not.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Spring Break’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Phil: So, the doctor will see you in a few minutes.
Luke: Nice someone can see.
Phil: Glad to know your good eye can still roll. So still angry, huh?
Luke: Gee, why would I be angry? Because you insulted me, maimed me and belittled my achievements in the banjonic and trampolinic arts?
Quote from Phil
Phil: Is that my banjo?
Claire: Mmm?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: When I met this little lady sitting next to me it was love at first sight. Yep, I've been noodling around on the ol' flyswatter for a couple of years now. I was inspired by the greats Scruggs, Kermit. It's hard to practice, though because it gets Claire so hot and bothered.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Alex! Okay, you need to drink this. I'll get a new one.
Alex: Is there vodka in here?
Haley: If there is it's not doing anybody any good until I get it in there.
[aside to camera:]
Haley: Michelangelo talked about chiseling beautiful sculptures out of marble. Well, my chisel is a Long Island Iced Tea and I use it to free the party girl from the block of nerd. Not all my sculptures are masterpieces.