Phil Quote #1042
Phil: You know what this means? I'm patient zero. What I thought were allergies started the cold that brought the whole family down! No one can ever know about this, not after what happened in Yosemite.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: The pink-eye apocalypse.
[back:]
Phil: It took me a whole year to earn back the respect and admiration of my family.
Luke: Well...
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Cold’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] I missed the first two days of culinary camp, so I was hopelessly behind on all reductions and meringues. You can imagine the nicknames. I thought "amuse-douche" was particularly cruel.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] It went to my ears on our flight home. I may have moaned a bit. A crying baby complained about me.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] It gave me the vertigo. I was too dizzy for high heels. I had to wear flats. I don't know how people can walk in those things.