Quote from Phil in The Cold
Phil: You know what this means? I'm patient zero. What I thought were allergies started the cold that brought the whole family down! No one can ever know about this, not after what happened in Yosemite. [aside to camera:] Phil: The pink-eye apocalypse. [back:] Phil: It took me a whole year to earn back the respect and admiration of my family. Luke: Well...