Mitchell Quote #352
Quote from Mitchell in When a Tree Falls
Police Officer: What's the problem?
Mitchell: Look, I don't want to be up here. You know? But this is my daughter's favorite tree. And my partner- He's all up in arms about them cutting it down, so...
Police Officer: Well, if your partner's so worked up, why isn't he here?
Mitchell: Oh, well, that's a very good question. It's because he starts things, and he doesn't finish them, so then I have to.
Police Officer: Just like my wife. You know, my therapist would say we're "enabling" them.
Modern Family Quotes
‘When a Tree Falls’ Quotes
Quote from Alex
Alex: [aside to camera] Last summer, my sister took a totally humiliating photo of me. Then she posted it to Facebook and refused to take it down. It got 873 likes. Meanwhile, there's not one embarrassing photo of Haley. Even her mug shots were cute. Today, I get my revenge. One photo of Haley, dirty, sweaty, picking up trash like a criminal. It'll be my finest moment. In a few years, I hope to have some more friends and not have time for this kind of stuff.
Quote from Luke
Manny: Look, I'm Mexico. Again. Does anybody care that I'm not from Mexico?
Luke: You keep saying that, but we've never seen a birth certificate.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Oh, I see what this is. You called Claire to babysit the stupid pregnant lady!
Jay: You're the one who called her.
Gloria: I did?
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I called Claire. Gloria needs watching. She's got a serious case of pregnancy brain. Last week, I found a bar of soap in the fridge and a stick of butter in the shower. I walked around all day smelling like a bucket of popcorn.
Manny: Better than the toast I ate.
Jay: Yet you ate the second piece.