Police Officer: What's the problem?
Mitchell: Look, I don't want to be up here. You know? But this is my daughter's favorite tree. And my partner- He's all up in arms about them cutting it down, so...
Police Officer: Well, if your partner's so worked up, why isn't he here?
Mitchell: Oh, well, that's a very good question. It's because he starts things, and he doesn't finish them, so then I have to.
Police Officer: Just like my wife. You know, my therapist would say we're "enabling" them.