Gloria Quote #292
Gloria: Ohh! What happened?!
Manny: Your shirt couldn't take it anymore!
Gloria: The stupid dry cleaners! W- Where is it?! Ay, no! Oh!
Manny: You're running out of arms, mom! A maternity store's right over there! What was that?
Gloria: I don't know, but let's go!
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Quote from Manny
Gloria: Manny, you don't seem so happy. You usually love when I pull you out of school to play hockey.
Manny: "A," it's "hooky," and "B," don't ever take me out of school to play hockey.
Gloria: Did something bad happen at school?
Manny: They fired the music teacher.
Gloria: Mr. Hideo Namagachi?
Manny: That you say perfectly.
Quote from Claire
Phil: [on the phone] Claire, where are you?
Claire: Oh, honey, I just had a hellish experience at the post office. I have post-post office traumatic stress disorder.
Phil: Nailed it.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Is there anything else you need for your procedure?
Phil: Um, I think I'm supposed to have ice cream.
Claire: Hmm. Actually, I don't-
Phil: I'm sorry. Is it a vasecto-you, or a vasectomy?