Claire Quote #257
Quote from Claire in Send Out the Clowns
Claire: Well, it looks like somebody likes Coldplay.
Haley: Mm. Right. You saw.
Claire: Did you see the pictures I posted from Thanksgiving? Totes adorbs.
Haley: I'm going to kill myself.
Claire: You gotta check out my wall. Right there.
Haley: "Spring break, 1990, New Orleans." Is that you?
Claire: What? Some guy from your college tagged you in a picture.
Claire: What is "tagging"? What is "tagging"?
Alex: Why are you drinking out of a funnel?
Haley: And why is his hand on your-?
Claire: Untag it! Un- Untag it! Girls, I'm serious! Untag it! Tear down the wall.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Send Out the Clowns’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] This week, the world lost a great man, and I lost a mentor. For nearly 60 years, Professor Ringmaster Al Uzielli helped young hopefuls like me find their clown persona.
Mitchell: "Professor Ringmaster"?
Cameron: It's a very prestigious title at Clown College. One step below Piemaster General.
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Kids are looking for role models. Why do you think Fonzie was so popular?
Gloria: He told people that they were rich, but really took their money with his scheme?
Jay: No, that's a- Yes. Those people were victims of a Fonzie scheme.
Quote from Manny
[montage:]
Manny: Salutations, Wyatt. I'm so glad you're joining me for an afternoon of mirth.
Manny: Ah, good evening, Reuben-San. May I ask you to remove your shoes? Tonight, we are going Japanese.
Manny: Ah! Hebalaboo ridabeley lai mubay rumboo. I invented a new language this morning.