Gloria Quote #257
Quote from Gloria in Send Out the Clowns
Manny: Hey, mom. Guess what? Griffin invited us all over to his house for a pool party and barbecue tonight.
Jay: Pool party, huh?
Manny: Yeah, and he said bring your swimsuits. He was pretty adamant about it.
Jay: It's 50 degrees outside.
Gloria: Sounds fun.
Manny: Great. I'll call him.
Jay: You know, you're basically agreeing to a date with a 13-year-old boy.
Gloria: Jay, we use this go get us tables at restaurants, why can't we use this to get Manny a friend?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Send Out the Clowns’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] This week, the world lost a great man, and I lost a mentor. For nearly 60 years, Professor Ringmaster Al Uzielli helped young hopefuls like me find their clown persona.
Mitchell: "Professor Ringmaster"?
Cameron: It's a very prestigious title at Clown College. One step below Piemaster General.
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Kids are looking for role models. Why do you think Fonzie was so popular?
Gloria: He told people that they were rich, but really took their money with his scheme?
Jay: No, that's a- Yes. Those people were victims of a Fonzie scheme.
Quote from Manny
[montage:]
Manny: Salutations, Wyatt. I'm so glad you're joining me for an afternoon of mirth.
Manny: Ah, good evening, Reuben-San. May I ask you to remove your shoes? Tonight, we are going Japanese.
Manny: Ah! Hebalaboo ridabeley lai mubay rumboo. I invented a new language this morning.