Quote from Gloria in Send Out the Clowns
Manny: Hey, mom. Guess what? Griffin invited us all over to his house for a pool party and barbecue tonight. Jay: Pool party, huh? Manny: Yeah, and he said bring your swimsuits. He was pretty adamant about it. Jay: It's 50 degrees outside. Gloria: Sounds fun. Manny: Great. I'll call him. Jay: You know, you're basically agreeing to a date with a 13-year-old boy. Gloria: Jay, we use this go get us tables at restaurants, why can't we use this to get Manny a friend?