Alex Quote #73
Quote from Alex in Dude Ranch
Alex: Watch it!
Jimmy: What you doing, eh? You readin'?
Alex: Trying to.
Jimmy: Eh, I'm not so good at it either.
Alex: I'm not surprised.
Jimmy: That was a joke. I'm Jimmy Scrivano. You want to see me do a cannonball?
Alex: I'd rather see you get hit by one, but-
Jimmy: Ha. Good one, gorgeous.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Dude Ranch’ Quotes
Quote from Dylan
Claire: Hey, Dylan.
Dylan: Hey, Mrs. Dunphy.
Claire: I was wondering if we could have a little chat.
Dylan: Oh. You want me to go home.
Claire: No, no. It's the- The opposite of that.
Dylan: I want you to go home?
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I've been practicing like crazy, all my cowboy skills: shootin', ropin'. pancake eatin'. Why? Because sometimes I feel like Jay doesn't respect me as a man.
[flashback:]
Phil: It's just that when you say, "Phil is my son-in-law," it sounds like you're saying, "Phyllis," comma, "my son-in-law."
Jay: That's ridiculous.
Phil: Okay, who's your son-in-law?
Jay: Phil is.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: [aside to camera] So we haven't told the family yet, but we've decided to adopt a baby boy.
Cameron: From America this time. You might say we're "buying domestic."
Mitchell: In private. You might say that in private.