Quote from Phil in Dude Ranch
Phil: [aside to camera] I've been practicing like crazy, all my cowboy skills: shootin', ropin'. pancake eatin'. Why? Because sometimes I feel like Jay doesn't respect me as a man. [flashback:] Phil: It's just that when you say, "Phil is my son-in-law," it sounds like you're saying, "Phyllis," comma, "my son-in-law." Jay: That's ridiculous. Phil: Okay, who's your son-in-law? Jay: Phil is.