Phil Quote #284
Quote from Phil in Manny Get Your Gun
Phil: What do we call Daddy's car, girls?
Haley & Alex: The cone of trust.
Phil: The cone of trust. Exactamundo. Where you can speak your mind with no judgment. So what is it? Boys? Your bodies are changing? Eggs?
Alex: No! No. We were just thinking that maybe-
Phil: Mmm?
Alex: If- If you're open to it-
Haley: Dad, we love you, but we do not want to go to family camp this year.
Alex: Dad?
Haley: Are you upset?
Phil: No.
Haley: Then what was that sniff?
Phil: Sniff? What sniff? I'm-I'm, uh I'm actually relieved. The day that I've been dreading uh, the day when you two finally outgrow me has finally arrived and I'm handling it really well.
Haley: Dad, are you crying?
Phil: Nope.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Manny Get Your Gun’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Luke: Don't cry, Mom.
Claire: I am not crying. Let me fill you in on a little secret, Luke. When I met your dad, I was fun too. But I had to give all that up, because you can't have two fun parents. That's a carnival. You know that kid Liam who wears pajama pants to school and pays for things with a hundred-dollar bill? Two fun parents. Mark my words. Mm-hmm.
Quote from Manny
Manny: [on the phone] Uh, yes, hello. Is Seymour Butts there?
[aside to camera:]
Manny: I never made a prank call, never mixed different sodas together to see what they'd taste like. So I knew I had to make the most of what little childhood I had left.
[back:]
Manny: Not Lutz. I'm looking for Butts. Yes, I'm trying to get ahold of Butts. Very funny. I don't have time for this foolishness.
Quote from Manny
Manny: They say it's going to be a rainy weekend.
Jay: They don't know.
Manny: I do. My knee's been singing all morning.