Phil: What do we call Daddy's car, girls?
Haley & Alex: The cone of trust.
Phil: The cone of trust. Exactamundo. Where you can speak your mind with no judgment. So what is it? Boys? Your bodies are changing? Eggs?
Alex: No! No. We were just thinking that maybe-
Phil: Mmm?
Alex: If- If you're open to it-
Haley: Dad, we love you, but we do not want to go to family camp this year.
Alex: Dad?
Haley: Are you upset?
Phil: No.
Haley: Then what was that sniff?
Phil: Sniff? What sniff? I'm-I'm, uh I'm actually relieved. The day that I've been dreading uh, the day when you two finally outgrow me has finally arrived and I'm handling it really well.
Haley: Dad, are you crying?
Phil: Nope.