Gloria Quote #33
Quote from Gloria in Not in My House
Jay: What are you trying to say?
Gloria: Nothing. But you have to admit that the dog butler is a little ridiculous.
Jay: You know what else I think is ridiculous? That mountain of pillows you have on our bed. I feel like I'm working on a loading dock just trying to get under the covers.
Gloria: They're pretty.
Jay: They're a damn nuisance.
Gloria: Okay, forgive me for trying to make our home beautiful.
Jay: You know, if I can put up with those, you can put up with a piece of art.
Gloria: This is not art. This is an unholy mix between man and beast. But, fine, if you love it so much, put it wherever you want.
Jay: Thank you. Where you going? To get some more pillows?
Gloria: No, don't worry. It'll be a long time before I bother you again with my pillows.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Not in My House’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: Who are we kidding? We both got it pretty good. Hell, I'm probably fighting with your mom more than I'm fighting with Gloria on this thing.
Mitchell: A bird fell out of a tree and he fed it with an eyedropper.
Jay: Just drop it, kid. We're both with people different from us, and that's gonna create stuff, but you want different. Your mom and I were perfect on paper and you know how that ended. [holding Barkley's hands] What I got now is a lot better. Sure, people look at us sometimes. And sometimes even I can't believe we're together. But we're happy. At the end of the day, there's no one I'd rather come home to.
Mitchell: You mean Gloria.
Jay: Who else?
Quote from Jay
Jay: Looks like I missed the party, huh?
Mitchell: What is- What is that doing here?
Jay: He is a gift for you and Cam.
Mitchell: Thank you.
Jay: He lost his monocle on the drive. Head was out the window.
Cameron: Well, they love that.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Okay, I checked the rest of the computers in the house. I didn't find any more porn.
Phil: That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.