Jay: What are you trying to say?
Gloria: Nothing. But you have to admit that the dog butler is a little ridiculous.
Jay: You know what else I think is ridiculous? That mountain of pillows you have on our bed. I feel like I'm working on a loading dock just trying to get under the covers.
Gloria: They're pretty.
Jay: They're a damn nuisance.
Gloria: Okay, forgive me for trying to make our home beautiful.
Jay: You know, if I can put up with those, you can put up with a piece of art.
Gloria: This is not art. This is an unholy mix between man and beast. But, fine, if you love it so much, put it wherever you want.
Jay: Thank you. Where you going? To get some more pillows?
Gloria: No, don't worry. It'll be a long time before I bother you again with my pillows.