Jay Quote #1539
Quote from Jay in I'm Going to Miss This
Jay: This, my friend, is a 2009 Chateau Trotanoy. You might want to cinch your belt up. It's liable to blow your trousers off.
Manny: Mm. It's nice.
Jay: "Nice"?
Manny: I understand why you would like it, but... this is what my wine club friends would call "an obvious choice."
Jay: I get it. You haven't developed a taste for fine wine yet.
Manny: Um, I hate to say it, but I probably know more about wine than you do.
Jay: Two months ago, you couldn't drink rosé unless it was mixed with Snapple.
Modern Family Quotes
‘I'm Going to Miss This’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Mitchell: And why are the movers just sitting out there?
Gloria: Don't worry about them. I'll handle them. I used to be a mover. I kind of fell into it when I helped an ex-boyfriend steal his brother's refrigerator.
Mitchell: Okay, wait, so you've been a cab driver, a hairdresser, a spokesmodel, and a mover. I-Is your life real?
Gloria: Is anything real? That was a question that I asked myself when I was a philosophy professor.
Quote from Dylan
Haley: Hey! You find it?
Dylan: No, but I just realized why they call rolling two ones with dice "snake eggs."
Haley: That's snake eyes.
Dylan: Oh. Then what did I realize?
Quote from Mitchell
Gloria: Now, say goodbye to the house. Tell it how much it meant to you. Be honest with each other, like two lovers that know that the time has come when they must part ways.
Mitchell: Okay, well, usually, I would just take my gym membership off his keychain and then introduce him to my mother.