Alex Quote #376
Quote from Alex in Dead on A Rival
Alex: Uh, w-what are you doing?
Margaret: Oh, I was just getting the couch ready for your afternoon "meeting."
Alex: Why are you saying "meeting" like it's not really a meeting? Just so you know, when I say something, that's exactly what I mean. Also, when you called me from your car, I couldn't really understand you. You may want to fix your Bluetooth.
Margaret: Oh. You noticed? The nerve died a few years ago. But if it bothers you, I'll have it yanked.
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Javier: There's my boy! [laughs] Whee! Someone has been wearing my custom-made cologne... Javier! For the man who wants to smell a little bit like a woman.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Today, our old neighbor-turned-tech-titan, Kenneth, is coming to visit. And he says he has a "big surprise" for me. I don't know if the super rich have access to time travel, but if they do, I'm going back to the '90s.
Claire: Ooh, to buy a whole bunch of Amazon stock?
Phil: No! I'm going to tell Felicity not to cut her hair.
Quote from Gloria
Javier: Gloria, dime... why are you suddenly so on board with this trip?
Gloria: I've sheltered him for too long. He needs something real that he can write about. Take him to the seediest bars, introduce him to con men. Let him taste danger. But not shrimp, because it makes his eyelid feel funny. [sees Joe putting on a hat] No, señor! The cycle ends here!