Claire Quote #833
Quote from Claire in The Last Thanksgiving
Manny: Claire? Why are you washing our windows?
Claire: I don't know. They were really dirty, and your mom found a pole. You know, funny coincidence... last week, I was offered the top job at a company that makes poles.
Manny: Yeah, I'm going through something, too.
Claire: Anyway, I turned the job down, but I think I'm reconsidering it.
Manny: Her name is Jessica.
Claire: I know that poles aren't as sexy as closets. But people really seem to like them, and they are famously recession-proof. Oh, God. I think I made a terrible mistake. I got to call those people and get that job before it goes away. Because...
Manny: Don't do it, Claire! It's beneath you!
Claire: Whoa! Manny, show some respect! If it weren't for poles, you would be pledging allegiance to a floor mat!
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Last Thanksgiving’ Quotes
Quote from Longinus
Longinus: Well, girl, come on in. Let's get you two drinks... one for each empty hand you showed up to the party with.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Okay, we still need wine, cheese, flowers... Oh, we have to stop by the bakery.
Cameron: Yeah, and we need a hostess gift for Longinus' Friendsgiving party. You know, she does not look kindly on an empty-handed guest.
Mitchell: [sighs] It's too much.
Cameron: I know. But what do you expect from somebody who changed their name from Larry Jones to Longinus St. Germaine?
Mitchell: No, I mean this list. Okay, we're only making it to my dad's by 4:00 if we blow off the hostess formerly known as Larry.
Cameron: No! His party's my favorite thing about Thanksgiving! Like, when we all go around the table and say one thing we're thankful for not wearing this year.
Quote from Ronaldo
Mitchell: Oh! Hi, Ronaldo. What... Let me guess. Those are for Longinus?
Ronaldo: Oh, I would never get something this shabby for that judgy queen. No, my mom is in the hospital.