Manny: Claire? Why are you washing our windows?
Claire: I don't know. They were really dirty, and your mom found a pole. You know, funny coincidence... last week, I was offered the top job at a company that makes poles.
Manny: Yeah, I'm going through something, too.
Claire: Anyway, I turned the job down, but I think I'm reconsidering it.
Manny: Her name is Jessica.
Claire: I know that poles aren't as sexy as closets. But people really seem to like them, and they are famously recession-proof. Oh, God. I think I made a terrible mistake. I got to call those people and get that job before it goes away. Because...
Manny: Don't do it, Claire! It's beneath you!
Claire: Whoa! Manny, show some respect! If it weren't for poles, you would be pledging allegiance to a floor mat!