Manny Quote #517
Quote from Manny in The Last Thanksgiving
Manny: No! You can't take a job on the rebound. It'll feel good for a minute, but then you're plummeting down a K-hole of paranoia and regret.
Claire: Huh. How was your week?
Manny: Fine. I'll tell you why I'm wearing a turtleneck.
Claire: After Sherry dumped me, I dated the first girl who would have me... ironically, the leading rebounder on our basketball team. That's where she hit me with her mouth guard. I've tried to leave her, but she just palms my head, and I run in place.
Claire: Well, I'm sorry this is happening to you, Manny, but what does this have to do with...
Manny: She's the pole company, Claire. Learn from my mistake... unless you want a compromising Polaroid of you hung up very high in the women's locker room. I might need to borrow that ladder later.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Last Thanksgiving’ Quotes
Quote from Longinus
Longinus: Well, girl, come on in. Let's get you two drinks... one for each empty hand you showed up to the party with.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Okay, we still need wine, cheese, flowers... Oh, we have to stop by the bakery.
Cameron: Yeah, and we need a hostess gift for Longinus' Friendsgiving party. You know, she does not look kindly on an empty-handed guest.
Mitchell: [sighs] It's too much.
Cameron: I know. But what do you expect from somebody who changed their name from Larry Jones to Longinus St. Germaine?
Mitchell: No, I mean this list. Okay, we're only making it to my dad's by 4:00 if we blow off the hostess formerly known as Larry.
Cameron: No! His party's my favorite thing about Thanksgiving! Like, when we all go around the table and say one thing we're thankful for not wearing this year.
Quote from Ronaldo
Mitchell: Oh! Hi, Ronaldo. What... Let me guess. Those are for Longinus?
Ronaldo: Oh, I would never get something this shabby for that judgy queen. No, my mom is in the hospital.