Manny: No! You can't take a job on the rebound. It'll feel good for a minute, but then you're plummeting down a K-hole of paranoia and regret.
Claire: Huh. How was your week?
Manny: Fine. I'll tell you why I'm wearing a turtleneck.
Claire: After Sherry dumped me, I dated the first girl who would have me... ironically, the leading rebounder on our basketball team. That's where she hit me with her mouth guard. I've tried to leave her, but she just palms my head, and I run in place.
Claire: Well, I'm sorry this is happening to you, Manny, but what does this have to do with...
Manny: She's the pole company, Claire. Learn from my mistake... unless you want a compromising Polaroid of you hung up very high in the women's locker room. I might need to borrow that ladder later.