Gloria Quote #440
Phil: What a day, huh? Being back here must bring up a lot of memories.
Gloria: Oh, yeah.
Phil: Maybe even some emotions.
Gloria: Yeah. It feels weird.
Phil: No, weird's an adjective, not an emotion, but go on.
Gloria: Well, it's just that my life now is so different than before. So much easier.
Phil: And that makes you feel...?
Phil: And also?
Gloria: And bad.
Gloria: I don't know.
Phil: Come on, now, Gloria.
Gloria: I don't know. I guess it just makes me feel a little ashamed.
Phil: Now, what in the world do you have to be ashamed of?
Gloria: It's just that, you know, before, when I used to live here, I used to work for every penny. I would stand on my own two feet. Now I just stand on expensive shoes that Jay buys for me.
Phil: Is that why it's so hard to let go of the apartment?
Gloria: No, Phil, it's not that-
Gloria: Yes. It's the last piece of the old me.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Oh, my gosh, it's us. For our wedding cake. Couldn't you just die?
Mitchell: I really think I could.
Cameron: My dad made this. He's a world-class soap carver. You know, once, when I was a kid, I cussed, and my mom washed my mouth out with the leaning Tower of Pisa. She still blames herself to this day.
Quote from Luke
Manny: You want to talk?
Luke: You're the dorky sidekick, not me.
Manny: Want to talk nicer?
Luke: How could you be invited and I wasn't?
Manny: I don't know. It's like the stuff that used to make me kind of weird, people are starting to like.
Luke: So? I'm the same as I always was.
Manny: Well maybe you could upgrade a little. Uh, we're tired of the Yoda voice, and if a girl tells you she went to London, maybe don't ask if she also saw France.
Luke: I liked things better when you were the one who was ostrich-sized.
Luke: You know, like a freaky outsider. The way an ostrich feels around regular birds.
Manny: You know what else girls like? The mysterious, silent type.
Quote from Come Fly with Me
Gloria: [aside to camera] I always wanted a daughter. To dress her up with pretty dresses, do her hair, her nails, her makeup. [chuckles] No one knows this, but for the first year of his life, I made up Manny like a girl and told everybody that he was my daughter. [laughs] Ay, but just for a few times. I didn't want to mess with his head. When he found the pictures, I told him that it was his twin sister who died.
Quote from Unplugged
Jay: Why didn't you just tell me this in the first place?
Gloria: Ay, like you would be okay with me stealing a dog.
Gloria: Exactly. That's why I didn't tell you. Now the dog is happy, Manny can sleep, and we have pickles.
Jay: Okay, it worked out this time, but don't forget that stealing is against the law. Now maybe in Colombia-
Gloria: Ah, here we go. Because in Colombia, we trip over goats and we kill people in the street. Do you know how offensive that is? Like we're Peruvians!