‘Farm Strong’
Season 5, Episode 4 - Aired October 9, 2013
When Cameron's older, single sister Pam visits, he decides to keep the news of his and Mitchell's engagement secret. Phil and Claire decide to skip Luke's soccer game so they can get some household chores done. Meanwhile, Jay thinks Gloria is in denial about needing reading glasses, on the 100th episode of Modern Family.
Quote from Cameron
Pam: Look, I'm real sorry I said what I said.
Cameron: No, no, you're right. I am the Cam of the family. Apparently, I'm the Cam of two families, so...
Pam: So what if you go a little cuckoo when you get bad news? You also go all cuckoo when you hear good news. It's one of the things I love most about you.
Mitchell: No, that's- That's true. You're the- You're the first person I call when I have good news. I mean, remember when I got my adult braces removed?
Cameron: Your teeth look divi-- Divine. See? I can't help it. I'm a celebrator.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: And I should have celebrated how lucky Bo is to land a great gal like you.
Pam: Aww. Look at me. I'm crying like a Cam. Sorry, old habits.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Are you mad because I embarrassed you?
Jay: Forget about it. And I'm gonna ease up on the glasses, too. It's just that I worry, you know, you're not seeing everything.
Gloria: I'm getting old, Jay. When Manny was little, I used to run around with him all day without getting tired. Today at Joe's baby class, a six-year-old had to pull me out of the ball pit.
Jay: Hold on. Manny used to run around?
Gloria: All the mothers are so young and perky. I hate being the oldest one there.