‘Do It Yourself’
Season 8, Episode 13 - Aired February 15, 2017
Feeling warm and fuzzy after successfully fixing the dryer, Phil decides it's finally time to take the plunge and fulfil his dream of building a commercial property, "Dunphy Tower". Claire is obsessed with a TV chef and has been "treating" her family to less-than-stellar recreations of his recipes. Cameron and Mitchell feel they have become too reliant on technology to solve their problems, so they decide to teach Lily the importance of hard work. Meanwhile, Jay feels like he's being replaced when Gloria hires Coach Gary (Payton Manning) to help Joe train for Little League.
Quote from Jay
Coach Gary: Give me your hand.
Jay: Help me down. We'll get a few drinks, and we'll talk business. Gary's Gazebos. Gazebos by Gary.
Coach Gary: Gary's Gazebos and Sheds.
Jay: You don't need me.
Quote from Gloria
[After watching the commercial for Gary's Gazebos and Sheds:]
Jay: We own 10% of that, you know.
Gloria: How much money did you put into the businesses?
Jay: Well, you can't take it with you.
Gloria: Well, we'll all still be here!