‘Blindsided’
Season 8, Episode 3 - Aired October 5, 2016
Claire goes head-to-head with Jay and Gloria when Luke decides to run against Manny for senior class president. After Haley starts her own PR business, Phil decides to introduce her to his marketing guru, Merv Schechter (guest star Martin Short), who has been plastering Phil's face across an array of promotional goods for the last decade. Meanwhile, Mitchell is upset when Cameron unilaterally decides to let a star football player stay with them so he can remain on the team.
Quote from Phil
Goth Girl: You the realtor?
Phil: Indeed, I am.
Goth Girl: I like this place. Show me where it happened.
Phil: Um, it's right down this hall. After you.
Haley: Her dad's loaded.
Phil: By the way, have you seen the price? The, uh- The owner wasn't the only thing that's been slashed.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: So, listen, I got something kind of rough I need to tell you.
Dwight: No, I know you and Mitchell aren't just roommates. I can't tell you how much I appreciate everything you're doing for me.
Cameron: Yeah, listen, I don't know how I'm gonna tell you this. [sighs] So I'm not gonna. I just need you to do everything I tell you. Put your head on my shoulder. That's it. Get in there. Now, I need you to pretend to start crying, really get those shoulders into it.
Dwight: [imitates sobbing]
Cameron: Yeah, that's it. That's good.