Reese Quote #434
Quote from Reese in Reese Comes Home: Part 3
[fantasy:]
Mr. Waffles: Is this any way to start your morning?
Reese: Mr. Waffles?
Mr. Waffles: Reese, you can't give up! You got to keep going. You got to keep trying.
Reese: You don't know what I've been through. I've been shot at, chased, married, and when the guy found out I was a dude, it wasn't like a total deal breaker.
Mr. Waffles: Son, I know it's hard, but everything worth doing is hard. When third quarter profits were down, did Mr. Waffles give up? No, he did not. He put more lip-smacking delight in every bite!
Reese: I don't think I can move.
Mr. Waffles: You have to move, Reese. You have to get home to your family and friends and your country. These people have no idea what breakfast is. They take rice from the night before and cook it up into a thin paste. Is that your idea of breakfast?
Reese: No, but-
Mr. Waffles: Do you ever want to taste my buttery goodness again?
Reese: You know I do.
Mr. Waffles: Reese, listen to me. I now have 20% more blueberries in every box.
Reese: My legs.
Mr. Waffles: They plump up in the batter!
Reese: They're so juicy that way! I'm coming home!
Mr. Waffles: I'm proud of you, son.
Reese: Whatever happened to Mrs. Waffles? She was hot.
Mr. Waffles: Yes, she was. But she didn't increase product awareness in girls 3 to 18 a single percent.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Reese Comes Home: Part 3’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Hal: It doesn't have to be tuna surprise. It can be chicken surprise, or beef, but there will be a surprise involved.
Quote from Lois
Lois: Give one of them special privileges for no reason.
Sgt. Hendrix: How does that work?
Lois: It's really pretty neat. The others don't know why he got special privileges so they start doing everything right just to catch up. Then the one you singled out starts getting suspicious and paranoid and he starts informing on the stragglers.
Sgt. Hendrix: That sounds pretty good. You mind if I steal that one?
Lois: Yeah, be my guest. You know another good one? Let them pick punishments for each other. It exercises their creativity and keeps them from ganging up on you.
Sgt. Hendrix: Nice.
Lois: You can also take their breakfast, lunch and dinner, put it the blender and grind it up into a gray paste. Eventually, they eat it. That's kind of fun.
Sgt. Hendrix: You are an artist.
Lois: No, I'm just a talented amateur.
Sgt. Hendrix: I wish I could help you. I wish I could just open this drawer up and show you the information you need. But I can't. It's got me so frustrated that I just want to stare intently out this window for, oh, say... 120 seconds.
Quote from Lois
Malcolm: Mom, what happened?
Lois: I'll tell you what happened. I told them how my underage son ran away and joined the army under false pretenses and was sent off to combat and you know what they said? They said if you can find out what name he used, they can have him back to us in six months. Six months! They'll have him back to us in six months?!
Malcolm: [to camera] I don't know if she's upset he's gonna get killed, or met someone else is gonna do it.
Hal: Honey, you know you're gonna lose a nail inside your palm again. Just calm down and let the army-
Lois: I don't trust the army, which means this family has to find him, and I don't trust this family, which means I have to find him. [Lois unclenches her hand]
Hal: Two Purple Hearts and a Bronze Star?
Lois: And he blubbered like a baby.