Francis Quote #401
Quote from Francis in Lois' Sister
Francis: [whispers] Meagan. Meagan!
Meagan: [wakes up] Huh?
Francis: Shh! I have something very important to tell you.
Meagan: What?
Francis: Brittany told me that Donny Frost said that he likes you, but she won't tell you 'cause she thinks you're stuck up.
Meagan: No way!
Francis: And also, she said those shoes she said were cute on you aren't cute on you at all. They're actually dorky.
Meagan: Why would she say such mean things?
Francis: I think it's because she's a two-face. But that's not important. What is important is that a girl like that should not be the leader. You should be the leader. You're more honest than she is and prettier.
Meagan: Me? The leader?
Francis: Totally. Together, we could make this the best Buttercup troop ever. All I need you to do is untie my hands.
Meagan: Okay.
Francis: You are not going to regret this. [Meagan kicks Francis out of the cave]
Meagan: Buttercups are always loyal! Think about that while you're sleeping outside!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Lois' Sister’ Quotes
Quote from Lois
Susan: You know, Lois, usually when someone gives gifts, people say thank you.
Lois: Well, I'm sorry, this... sudden generosity, coming from you, is a little baffling.
Susan: Oh, I'm sorry that the concept of opening your heart and giving is so baffling to you.
Lois: I don't know, some people might not think of it as giving. Some people might think of it as just showing off.
Susan: Oh, here we go! We're only three hours in, and we've already received our first visit from the Queen Bee of Moral Superiority.
Lois: Oh, and here's the victim, right on schedule!
Susan: I became the victim on my prom night when I walked into the garage and caught my boyfriend having sex with my sister on the hood of my car!
Dewey: [whispers] Where do I look?
Malcolm: [whispers] There's nowhere to look.
[Susan runs out]
Quote from Reese
Malcolm: This is torture. The car's just sitting there and no one can drive it.
Reese: Yeah, it's like that hot nun who comes around every year for toy drive. You know what? We're not going to let Mom and Dad get away with this.
Malcolm: Forget it, Reese. Your bolt cutters can't handle that lock. And Dad's bolt cutters are in the garage.
Reese: It doesn't matter. You don't understand the power of my brain, Malcolm. It's like a deep ravine that sits in total darkness, but once in a while, just for a moment, a brilliant shaft of light shines directly down into it. And that is the moment I will think of a genius plan that will get us into that Mustang.
Malcolm: So the only way for us to get out of this situation is dependent on you being a genius?
Reese: Correct.
Quote from Reese
Malcolm: What do you think you're doing?!
Reese: Savoring the greatest achievement of a life that so far has had some pretty mixed results. Get in.
Malcolm: What exactly do you think you're going to accomplish in a car with no engine?
Reese: There's a kegger down at the field. They've been without us long enough. [lifts the brake]
Malcolm: Reese, you're insane!
Reese: Yeah, you could make an argument for that.
[After the car slides down the hill, Reese turns sharply on a dirt track where the party is being held.]
Reese: Hello, 24-hour party people!
Malcolm: Reese, you moron. I can't believe you think you're going to get away with...
Katie: Cool car.
Malcolm: '65 Mustang.