Malcolm Quote #466
Quote from Malcolm in Goodbye Kitty
Malcolm: Stevie, what are you doing? I've seen you do wheelies up and down this ramp.
Electronic Voice: Why don't you find yourself another project? Lloyd looks happy. Why don't you destroy his family?
Malcolm: Stevie, I know what your mom did was horrible, but you've got to stop feeling sorry for yourself. Get mad. That's what I would do if my mom walked out on me. Okay, not my mom. But the point is, you have every right to be angry.
Electronic Voice: You're right. That's exactly what I needed to hear. Thanks very much.
Malcolm: There you go.
Electronic Voice: This thing sucks at sarcasm.
Malcolm: Fine. "My mommy left me, and now I'm a helpless baby." Well, I'm not going to let you just sit there and feel sorry for yourself. Think fast. [throws ball at Stevie] Come on, you're not that big of a wuss.
Electronic Voice: You are not in charge of how big a wuss I am.
Malcolm: I know you can use your arms. Catch it! [throws ball] Look at the helpless little boy in the wheelchair. Look at the little cripple. Are you going to cry? Are you going to cry, little cripple boy? [throws ball] Ooh, it's a baby in a wheelchair. [to camera] I might be going down a bad road here, but if I stop before I make my point, this could look kind of bad. [throws ball] "Wah, wah, I'm a little baby. I can't move my legs. Where's my mommy?"
Principal: [to two big jocks] Kick his ass.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Goodbye Kitty’ Quotes
Quote from Dewey
Dewey: Mom, I have a proposal for you. Now, before you start poking holes in it, I'd like you to hear me out. All I want is no more school and no more big boy clothes. I'd liked to be bathed and rocked before I go to sleep and have all my food mashed up. In return, I'll be adorable and...
Lois: Are you wearing a diaper?
Dewey: I want you to know my level of commitment. [clenches face]
Lois: [o.s.] Oh, my God!
Quote from Hal
Lois: Malcolm, Reese, get a move on! What on earth are you doing?
Malcolm: I have to practice being in a wheelchair.
Lois: Oh...
Hal: I suppose that makes sense. You never know. All it takes is one horrible accident, and you end up in one of those for the rest of your life.
Malcolm: It's just for basketball.
Hal: That's the spirit.
Quote from Stevie
Abe: Hello, boys.
Malcolm: Mr. Kenarban, don't you think it's ethically suspect for someone to participate in wheelchair basketball if they're not actually handicapped?
Stevie: Even if... his best friend... needs to win... for his mother?
Abe: [chuckles] Son, after being gone two months, your mom will be happy as a duck just to see you.
Malcolm: I know she's been gone a long time, Stevie, but it just doesn't feel right to me.
Stevie: I've always... been there... for you.
Malcolm: Please don't do this to me.
Stevie: Seventh grade... first dance... open fly.
Malcolm: All right, fine. But I'm sick and tired of you throwing that in my face all the time.
Stevie: Save it... for the game.