Hal Quote #400
Quote from Hal in Kicked Out
[dream sequence: Hal is tied to a post in the living room as Malcolm pours gasoline on him:]
Hal: Boys Boys, come on, let's be reasonable. This is no way to treat your father.
Malcolm: What kind of father are you? You're nothing but a joke, and you're weak.
Hal: Oh, man, are you going to pay for that when your mother gets home!
Reese: You still think Mom's coming back after the way you screwed things up? Dewey, what do you think you're doing? I'm lighting Dad on fire.
Dewey: No way. I get to do it.
Malcolm: We'll all do it.
Hal: [whimpers]
[Hal wakes up screaming:]
Hal: Oh, my God, honey. I just had the worst dream. The boys just I- I lost control of them, and-and you were never coming home and It was just awful.
Craig: It's okay, sweetie. Go back to sleep. We'll spoon, okay?
Hal: [sniffles] Okay.
[Hal wakes up screaming]
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Kicked Out’ Quotes
Quote from Craig
Craig: You kicked him out of the house?
Hal: Oh, please. He kicked himself out of the house, Craig. Look, I've been through this before with Reese and Francis. It never lasts long. When Reese was kicked out, he spent the night on the roof until he got into a fight with a pack of cats.
Craig: So that makes it okay that Malcolm spent the night sleeping on a booze-soaked mattress in some dark alley?
Hal: Craig.
Craig: Oh, my God! He's probably dead by now!
Hal: Malcolm can take care of himself.
Craig: You're right, you're right. He's a genius, which would make him even more attractive to rogue elements in our secret weapons programs. How long before some government scientist picks him up and tries to surgically attach him to some animal?
Quote from Reese
Reese: This moment has been a long time coming. The fruit of over two hours of planning and labor.
Quote from Gretchen
Gretchen: [sings] That's the night that the lights went out In Georgia That's the night that they hung an innocent man Well, don't trust your soul To no backwoods Southern lawyer 'Cause the judge in the town's Got bloodstains on his hands Bloody, bloody hands.