Reese Quote #286
Quote from Reese in Boys at Ranch
Man: Hey, fellas, what can I do for you?
Malcolm: Um, we're looking for some sparklers. And do you have any of those things called pinwheels?
Man: Sure do. Also got some lady fingers. [a customer drives away]
Reese: Okay, let's start with 18 genies, two dozen gel-ignited pomegranates, and a case of devil dragons.
Man: We're out of the 99s, you want 44s at half price?
Malcolm: 44s are worthless. Make it six packs of red dogs with time-delay fuses.
Man: Powder or aluminum phosphate?
Reese: Who do you think you're dealing with?
Malcolm: One last thing. We're planning an event for a friend. You got anything that will make it really special?
Man: Depends on how much you're willing to spend.
Reese: Why don't you let my dad worry about that?
Man: Boys, I'd like to introduce you to the Komodo 3000.
Reese: Oh, yeah. This will get him back.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Boys at Ranch’ Quotes
Quote from Francis
Malcolm: So, where's Francis?
Dewey: Is he really the foreman?
Reese: We haven't seen him in months.
Hal: You'll have to forgive the boys. They've always looked up to Francis like he's some kind of hero.
[As the boys step outside, Francis comes riding over the hill on a horse]
Francis: [horse whinnies in distance] [whinnies] How's it going, guys?
Hal: My God, Francis! How the heck did you learn to ride a horse like that?
Francis: Well, you got to pick it up quick around here. We break horses, brand cattle, it's about as close to the Old West as you'll ever find.
Woman on Golf Cart: [horn toots] Where do I find the jazzercise class?
Francis: Other side of the smoothie bar.
Quote from Otto
Francis: I specifically told you guys stay away from those ATVs! What the hell were you thinking?!
Hal: They don't think, Francis. They never have! The only thing their heads are good for is to plug up their necks.
Otto: [points at Dewey] I blame the oldest one. The others follow him like sheep!
Quote from Piama
Piama: Hey, guys. I'm so sorry. I came as fast as I could.
Hal: Hey.
Piama: I-I'm not going to get too close. I'm fighting a terrible cold. I'll probably be in bed all weekend.
Malcolm: Mom didn't come.
Piama: [throws box of tissues away] Well, we'll just have to enjoy ourselves without her. Come on.