Malcolm Quote #794
Quote from Malcolm in Forwards Backwards
Malcolm: It ends here, Reese! I don't care about the money! I don't care about my birthday! I don't care about your safety or mine! I don't care about anything except making you suffer!
Reese: Well, I don't care either!
Malcolm: Fine! Let's see who cares the least the most!
Man: [over P.A.] Okay, you just lost two weeks arcade privileges.
Malcolm: [to camera] This is a game of chicken Reese is not going to win! I'm too angry to blink! When he sees my face, he's going to know he doesn't have a chance!
Reese: [sings] He's off and flying as he guns the car around the track He's jamming down the pedal like he's never coming back Adventure's waiting just ahead...
Malcolm: [to camera] He'll stop. I know he'll stop. Maybe this wasn't such a good- [crash]
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Forwards Backwards’ Quotes
Quote from Dewey
Lois: Okay, hold still.
Dewey: I don't think I want to be in this play. Now, I've been doing some reading, and this Lincoln person wasn't such a great guy. Did you know that the Emancipation Proclamation wasn't about slavery at all? It was strictly a political move.
Lois: Honey, you're just nervous 'cause you've never had a part with lines before. Or where you move.
Dewey: For the love of God! He suspended the writ of habeas corpus in Maryland!
Quote from Craig
Craig: Isn't this interesting? Once more, I'm the only person that can help you. I'm your best friend when you need someone to pick up your mail or sit on a suitcase, but when it's time for a barbecue, I have to watch from the car. I got to tell you, Hal, this beer is tasting mighty bitter. [drinks] I'll take another.
Hal: Are you going to help me or not?
Craig: I will help you. But one day - and that day may never come - I will ask you to perform a service for me. Actually, it'll be tomorrow. I'll be here about 10:00, and if it's nice, wear a bathing suit.
Quote from Craig
Hal: All right, two scoops, fudge ripple. Now are we going to the comic book store?
Craig: [imitates Yoda] Patience, Luke. You are reckless.
Hal: We've gone to the beach, we've gone to the movies. I won you an animal at the church bazaar. We've gone out for coffee, lunch, Slushees, pie.
Craig: [normal voice] I can't negotiate unless I'm firing on all cylinders.
Hal: Just how many cylinders do you have?
Craig: Pull over.
Hal: No, you're right. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for.
Craig: Pull over.
Hal: Craig, I am not pulling over.
Craig: Just let me out of the car.
Hal: Craig, I am not stopping this car. [Craig blows a whistle] All right, all right! Calm down.
Craig: You are going to have to learn how to get along without Craig Feldspar. My ducky. [toy squeaks]