Malcolm: It ends here, Reese! I don't care about the money! I don't care about my birthday! I don't care about your safety or mine! I don't care about anything except making you suffer!
Reese: Well, I don't care either!
Malcolm: Fine! Let's see who cares the least the most!
Man: [over P.A.] Okay, you just lost two weeks arcade privileges.
Malcolm: [to camera] This is a game of chicken Reese is not going to win! I'm too angry to blink! When he sees my face, he's going to know he doesn't have a chance!
Reese: [sings] He's off and flying as he guns the car around the track He's jamming down the pedal like he's never coming back Adventure's waiting just ahead...
Malcolm: [to camera] He'll stop. I know he'll stop. Maybe this wasn't such a good- [crash]