Malcolm Quote #369
Quote from Malcolm in Family Reunion
Walter: You're the only grandkid I've let in here. These are my most precious possessions.
Malcolm: Cool.
Walter: Oh, never mind that stuff. You don't want to waste your time with a bunch of guns. Take a look at this quartermasters' ledger books. This is where the war was really won. Take a look at this. Notice anything?
Malcolm: Oh, yeah. The numbers don't add up here.
Walter: What?
Malcolm: In that column. The numbers add up to 1,286 but the total at the bottom says 1,179.
Walter: I was just hoping you'd notice how the S's look like F's but this is incredible. I think this quartermaster was skimming rifles. This is the kind of thing that gets your name in the Civil War Quarterly. Good job, Malcolm! Let's see what else this guy was up to!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Family Reunion’ Quotes
Quote from Piama
Lois: Sorry it's so cramped, Piama. This van really isn't designed to carry seven people.
Piama: Oh. I guess I was thrown off by the seven seats and the seven seat belts.
Hal: Uh, Francis, how's that ranch job treating you?
Francis: Oh, great. Never a dull moment. In fact, last week I got to castrate a bull calf.
Dewey: What does castrate mean?
Piama: Ask your mother.
Quote from Malcolm
Malcolm: [to camera] Francis is home visiting with his wife, Piama. It's been so nice around here since they came.
Francis: Good dinner, Mom.
Lois: Please. It's completely overcooked. You must really be hurting for some decent cooking.
Malcolm: [to camera] See? Mom's so busy being mean to Piama, she doesn't even notice us. We've been getting away with murder.
Quote from Hal
Hal: [answers phone] Hello? Uh, hi, Claire. [whispers] It's my sister! Oh, God. I'm gonna hang up on her.
Lois: No, Hal. Find out what she wants.
Hal: So what's up? Uh-huh. Family reunion this weekend for my Dad's birthday. [on the phone] I'm sorry, Claire, but I'm having foot surgery, so we'll have to pass.
Lois: No, Hal, it's been too long already, we should go.
Hal: But you know what, my foot feels fine now. So, I'm going to cancel that surgery and we'll see you Saturday.
Lois: Wait a minute. They're inviting us only two days before we have to be there? Forget it, Hal. They don't want us there.
Hal: But you can never be too careful with feet.
Lois: Which is exactly why we should go.
Hal: What am I thinking? I've already had foot surgery. Okay, so we'll see you Saturday.