Hal: [answers phone] Hello? Uh, hi, Claire. [whispers] It's my sister! Oh, God. I'm gonna hang up on her.
Lois: No, Hal. Find out what she wants.
Hal: So what's up? Uh-huh. Family reunion this weekend for my Dad's birthday. [on the phone] I'm sorry, Claire, but I'm having foot surgery, so we'll have to pass.
Lois: No, Hal, it's been too long already, we should go.
Hal: But you know what, my foot feels fine now. So, I'm going to cancel that surgery and we'll see you Saturday.
Lois: Wait a minute. They're inviting us only two days before we have to be there? Forget it, Hal. They don't want us there.
Hal: But you can never be too careful with feet.
Lois: Which is exactly why we should go.
Hal: What am I thinking? I've already had foot surgery. Okay, so we'll see you Saturday.