Mr. Herkabe Quote #294
Quote from Mr. Herkabe in Humilithon
Hal: Mr. Herkabe! Mr. Herkabe, uh, listen, uh, I've spent the last half hour thinking, and, uh, now that I've had a chance to cool off, I-I just wanted to apologize for earlier.
Mr. Herkabe: Oh?
Hal: Yeah. I mean, you were just doing your job.
Mr. Herkabe: Well, your apology is noted and not accepted.
Hal: What?! Come on, I said I was sorry.
Mr. Herkabe: Well, it's a little late for that. You're hereby expelled from the program!
Hal: What?!
Mr. Herkabe: Remove yourself from school property immediately. Good day, sir.
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Francis: [on the phone] Dad, listen, I know I owe you guys a lot of money and I want to start paying you back. So I'm sending you $50 this month, and then my plan is...
Hal: What do you need $50 for?
Francis: No, I'm sending you $50.
Hal: Francis, I can't spare $50.
Francis: No, I'm sending you the money-
Lois: Just give him the $50. We have to go.
Hal: All right, your mother says it's okay, but we have to go. [hangs up]
Quote from Dewey
Dewey: [to himself] I also think we should we have meat loaf on Mondays and not on Tuesdays so we can have an extra day of meat loaf sandwiches. I also think the table should be in front of the TV and the couch should be in front of the refrigerator. I also think there should be hand-me-ups instead of hand-me-downs, I think kids should be able to steer, and I think school should be only four hours a day and should be held on top of the building. I also think...
Quote from Mr. Herkabe
Mr. Herkabe: Ah, the golden boy has returned. Release the doves.
Malcolm: Hi, Mr. Herkabe.
Mr. Herkabe: And you must be Reese. I have been thoroughly briefed on you, and if you do one thing wrong, I'm going to go medieval on your permanent record.
Reese: Ask yourself, whatever happened to the old dean of discipline?