Hal Quote #339
Hal: What time is it? Ah, damn! It's too dark to see my Rolex! No matter, I'll just take out the maximum amount and everything will be fine. Yeah, that ought to do it. Now, where did I park my Bentley? Damn, my inability to see in the dark!
Man: Hey!
Hal: [holds night stick] Can I help you with something?
Man: Your money's hanging out of your pocket. You might want to tuck it back in. This is a bad neighborhood!
Hal: Thank you. [drops night stick]
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[Reese holds on tightly to the couch]
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