Craig Quote #62
Lois: Craig, I can't stay long. I've got your mail. Jeez, it's boiling in here!
Craig: Really? I hadn't noticed anything! I'm just having a pleasant afternoon home here with Oliver! [quietly] Lois, that monkey is out to get me!
Lois: What?
Craig: He tried to poison me and now he's trying to cook me alive. He's an evil little monkey.
Lois: Craig, you're asking an animal with a brain the size of a piece of gum to run your household. Stop being so paranoid!
Craig: I am not being paranoid! I've seen him staring at me when I'm pretending to be asleep! He's been chewing on my brake cables! You've got to get me out of here!
Lois: You are not staying with me! Craig, that monkey is not
Craig: [laughs as he sees Oliver watching him] Lois, you tell such amusing stories! Shhh!
Lois: You are getting a real nurse tomorrow.
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Man: [on TV] "In order to break free of Earth's atmosphere, a rocket ship must attain speeds of upwards of 25,000mph."
Reese: Bull! If they went that fast they would just be squashed to the back of their seats! They wouldn't float around!
Malcolm: You're confusing acceleration with velocity. You feel it when you first start going faster, but once you're up to speed, you don't even notice. I mean, right now we're on a planet that's spinning at 1,000 miles per hour. And that's just rotational velocity, we're also travelling around the sun at almost 67,000 mph. And then, the whole solar system is hurtling through the galaxy which is hurtling away from other galaxies 'cause the universe is expanding.
[Reese holds on tightly to the couch]
Dewey: Wee-ee-ee-ee!
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Reese: And then, after the award ceremony, they gave me a tour of the police station. Did you know the mirrors in the interrogation room are two-way? It's good thing they didn't have that before.