Lois: Craig, I can't stay long. I've got your mail. Jeez, it's boiling in here!
Craig: Really? I hadn't noticed anything! I'm just having a pleasant afternoon home here with Oliver! [quietly] Lois, that monkey is out to get me!
Lois: What?
Craig: He tried to poison me and now he's trying to cook me alive. He's an evil little monkey.
Lois: Craig, you're asking an animal with a brain the size of a piece of gum to run your household. Stop being so paranoid!
Craig: I am not being paranoid! I've seen him staring at me when I'm pretending to be asleep! He's been chewing on my brake cables! You've got to get me out of here!
Lois: You are not staying with me! Craig, that monkey is not
Craig: [laughs as he sees Oliver watching him] Lois, you tell such amusing stories! Shhh!
Lois: You are getting a real nurse tomorrow.