Francis Quote #170
Eric: I can't move!
Francis: Ten hours of scouring deep-fat friers with a 20 minute break to de-tick sled dogs... What's wrong with that woman?!
Eric: Her name's Lavernia. She controls every facet of your life. She finds out your weaknesses then she gets inside your head and makes you hate yourself! [whines]
Pete: Women! They're just like the woods. Mysterious. Full of wolves.
Eric: [sobs]
Francis: Whoa, Eric. Pull together man! It could be a lot worse. At least we're making good money.
Eric: No, we're not! You see that ledger book of hers? She charges us for everything and deducts it from our pay! Food, rent, aprons...
Pete: Hair gel.
Eric: My first check was for $6! [electrical shorting] Great. Generator's out again.
Francis: So, what are we supposed to do? Just sit around here in the dark?!
Pete: Oh, this isn't dark. Ever spent the night in a caribou's gut?
Francis: Who is this old coot?
Eric: He's my best friend here! [sobbing resumes]
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Charity’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Hal: You've been stealing money from the church?!
Malcolm: And maybe some merchandise.
Hal: [gasps] You boys, you've been taking stereos, toys... Is that cheese? Oh. [flails] I need to sit. [gasps] Oh, my God!
Malcolm: Dewey, get a washcloth!
Hal: My boys are thiefs!
Reese: Here you go, Dad. [puts an oxygen mask in Hal's mouth] Nice and even.
Hal: You stole air?! What is wrong with you boys? Do you ever stop and think of the consequences of anything that you do?! Do you realize the shame you're going to bring on our entire family? Do you?!
Reese: Forget that, what's Mom gonna say?!
Quote from Francis
Francis: This is ridiculous! The wolves had me tree-ed for half an hour. I've just about- Ow! You can't treat us like this! This is inhuman! We are citizens! This is America! Isn't it?
Quote from Reese
Reese: [changing channels] No. No. No. Wait. No. No.
Malcolm: Gimme that! [grabs remote] No. No. No. Wait. No. No.
Lois: Hi, boys. Got a second? You boys really have a pretty good life.
Malcolm: [to camera] Uh-oh.
Lois: You spend your days flying kites, playing video games. It's about time you found something to do to enrich your lives.
Reese: When did we have kites?!
Lois: I could never live with myself if my boys grew up to be selfish little pigs. So I decided to volunteer you to do a little charity work. You can choose between helping old people, or helping poor people. [the boys are silent] Or I can make you do both.
Reese: Okay. Old people. [Malcolm nudges Reese] What can be bad about old people? [Malcolm whispers in Reese's ear] Poor people! We want poor people!