Quote from Reese in Charity
Reese: [changing channels] No. No. No. Wait. No. No. Malcolm: Gimme that! [grabs remote] No. No. No. Wait. No. No. Lois: Hi, boys. Got a second? You boys really have a pretty good life. Malcolm: [to camera] Uh-oh. Lois: You spend your days flying kites, playing video games. It's about time you found something to do to enrich your lives. Reese: When did we have kites?! Lois: I could never live with myself if my boys grew up to be selfish little pigs. So I decided to volunteer you to do a little charity work. You can choose between helping old people, or helping poor people. [the boys are silent] Or I can make you do both. Reese: Okay. Old people. [Malcolm nudges Reese] What can be bad about old people? [Malcolm whispers in Reese's ear] Poor people! We want poor people!