Francis Quote #167
Quote from Francis in Malcolm's Girlfriend
Francis: You don't understand. All I did was take a doughnut out of a dumpster. How is that stealing? I had to fight a cat to get it!
Sheriff Chad: Well, the restaurant owner wants to press charges. There's nothing I can do. Look, I know the guy. He's a bit of a hothead, but I promise you he'll lose interest in four or five days. [jail cell slams shut]
Francis: Four or five days? I have to start a logging job up in and I'm late as it is!
Sheriff Chad: It won't be bad. Three meals a day courtesy of my wife. You look like you could use some home cooking.
Vanessa: What would you like for dinner, chicken or a nice porterhouse steak?
Francis: Porterhouse, I guess.
Sheriff Chad: Oh, you're gonna love her cooking!
Vanessa: Well, thank you!
[As Vanessa hugs her husband, Sheriff Chad, she makes a kissing gesture at his colleague, Deputy Brock]
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm's Girlfriend’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Lois: This is all your fault, Hal. You're the one who bought him that acne medicine.
Hal: I thought we were safe. I mean, he's still goofy-looking. His head is, like, five times too big for his body.
Lois: We shouldn't have to worry about this with Malcolm. He's gifted. He's in genius classes. Girls aren't supposed to be interested in him until he's 28 and a billionaire!
Hal: Certain things are beyond the boy's control, Lois. It's his genetics. Girls, they just swoon. Sorry, what am I telling your for? You battle with it every day. There's nothing we can do.
Quote from Reese
Reese: That was pathetic!
Malcolm: You were watching us?
Reese: Believe me, it's the last time! You know, just because you have a girl doesn't mean you should act like one.
Malcolm: I don't know what's wrong with her! She's driving me crazy! I freak out 20 times a day!
Reese: Dude, you think about everything too much. You've just got to calm down. Turn off your brain.
Malcolm: It's not that easy.
Reese: Sure it is. I do it all the time. Watch.
Malcolm: You can't just turn off your- [Reese stares blankly ahead] Reese! Reese!
Reese: Whoa! How long was I out?
Quote from Dewey
Lois: Dewey, how was your day?
Dewey: I got a new friend, his name's Ronnie. He just moved here. He's got a Nintendo, a Playstation, and a nanny. He's really rich.
Hal: [to the empty seat] Well, nice to meet you, Ronnie.
Dewey: No, he's real! I can make real friends, too!
Lois: Oh, of course you can, honey. Just don't be frustrated if it takes you a little bit longer than the other boys.
Dewey: Ronnie is real!